i feel like being famous means that you can just make sexual jokes over and over again and no one gets sick of them.
I guess you could say that her scarf was….
seduce me with lines from musicals
i have maggots in my scrotum
My sister took my pea coat back with her to college and now I’m having an identity crisis
my math teacher wasn’t in the greatest of moods today, so we asked him how his day off (for Columbus Day) was. He then went on a rant about how dumb and useless the holiday was. How Columbus didn’t actually discover America and when he came here, he enslaved the people that had already lived here and why should we be celebrating this.
He also told us that he didn’t get the day off….
I sometimes wish I had a more exciting life, but then I realize that would take a lot of effort… Not really feeling it..
I’ve been plagued for the last couple days, so i started watching the Lizzie Bennet Diaries and just finished… holy buckets its perfection. i can’t even handle.. why did it end?? but most importantly: